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Drunken Texting
The other night I drunkenly texted my ex -
Well, maybe just more of an old flame.
Did I expect her to give me sex?
The sex that I never got all the same.
Why did I feel the need
To jump on my phone and
Express my greed
To get laid? Oh, how so lame.
No wonder why I’ve lead the life
Of a single man without a plan
To turn a crush into his wife.
I wish I was a big enough man
To tell that chick how I really feel.
To drop my motherfucking shield
And shed some honesty on the situation.
If only I’d been raised with such foundation.

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